Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.
Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
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- me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit
- anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-
- me, exhausted suddenly: no
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Every Exorcism movie
Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–
Demon:
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